If only there was some way...

I could just leave Nate in the tub and go about my normal pre-baby life, because this kid will sit in it for hours if you let him. He loves the tub, filthy grout and all. He'll sit and chew on his squeaky duck while splashing around and talking to himself for as long as you can stand to sit there and watch him. It's a great way to wear him out before bedtime in addition to getting the grime out of his neckfolds.

In the top photo, he is watching one of the cats bolt out of the room after being splashed with a tiny amount of water.